Dear Santa...

[allykatb]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I turned chrisnada in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In February I put gum in morgie39's hair (-12 points). Last Wednesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last week I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last month I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-680 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, anime_coroner

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This should not amuse me as much as it does.