The Holy Handkerchief

[allykatb]

That's right. The Holy Handkerchief is coming to Toronto. I just saw a commercial for it. Apparently it helps cure addiction or something. All I saw was a red paper napkin. There were a lot of people there though. It just amazes me that people buy into this. Why would they think that this would do anything? It's a piece of paper! The only thing that's going to happen is you might get a placebo effect and you can use anything for that.

They could have at least picked something that didn't sound so stupid. For example, the Holy Puppy. One lick and you're cured of whatever ails you! Let the holy power flow from the Holy Puppy's tongue into you and it will heal!